age ba didane man gham to delet jon migire ! mimiram ke ta abad ghalbe to

arum begire.
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vaghti ye khers vase khor khor kardan ,1gorbe vase birun mondan ,1toti vase

ghassam khordan ,va 1 ruso vase chosidan dashte bashi dige niyazi be shohar

NADARI!
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zendegi kon va labkhand bezan, bekhatere anhay ke : ba labkhandat zendegi

mikonand ,az nafasat garmi migirand va be omide to zende hastan...
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lezati ke dar feragh hast dar vesal nist,chon dar feragh shoghe vesal hast

dar vesal bime feragh.
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching

...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
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?Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another

playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI

awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over

you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
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alaeme kon shenasi: (_!_)koon normal (__!__) koon chagh (!) koon laghar

(_o_)koon khob (_0_)koon goshad (_zzz_) koon khaste (_E=mc2_) koon bahoush

(_()_) koon 40 salegi mese folot bayad khodeto pare koni

ta az toosh seda dar biyad.(_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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Hamin alan az asemoon baham tamas gereftan va goftan ke ghashangtarin o naztarin
fereshtashoono gom kardan,amma natars lot nadadam
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khodavanda , dastanam khaliand va delam ghargh dar arezooha , ya be ghodrate
bikaranat dastanam ra tavana gardan ya delam ra az arezoohaye dast nayaftani
khali kon.
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ey hamishegitarin aaahhhh , ey doortarin , sokhtan kare man ast negaranam
maneshin.
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tanha zamani ke ehsas kardam kheili khoshbakhtam lahzei bood ke hich kas sedaye
faryadam ro namishenid manam ta toonestam faryad zadam!
___________________________________________
agar dooram ze didarat dalile bi vafai nist , vafa anast ke ke namat ra hamishe
roye lab daram.
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agar be donbale aramesh hastid be pishamadhaye zendegi barchasbe khob va bad
nazanid.
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kash haghighat mimand va kash nagofteha ro migofti va mirafti ,kash ensanha yek
rang bodan va roye digar mimand baraye sekke,kash yekrangi bood va sadegi va
kash rangha mimand baraye pare shaparak kash kash...
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parvane gahi faramoosh mikone ke gahi kerm bodeh ast
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angah ke zarbehaye tisheye zendegi ra bar risheye arezoohayat hess mikoni , be
khater biyavar ke zibaiye shahabha az shekastane ghalbe setaregan ast.
__________________________________________
koohaye azim por az cheshmeand va ghalbhaye bozorg por az ashk
___________________________________________
amookhtam ke gahi owghat hamaye oon chizi ke ensan niyaz darad , dasti baraye
gereftane va ghalbi baraye dark shodan ast.
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yek rooz resad ghami be andazeye kooh , yek rooz resad neshat be andazeye dasht
, afsaneye zendegi chenin ast : " dar sayeye koh bayad az dasht gozasht "
___________________________________________
zamani ke be asmane por setare khire mishavi,dar miyabi ke tanha nisti , pas
naomidi ra be bad bespar va be asmane por setare khire sho.

1:
midooni farge to ba hosei fahmide chie?
ine ke on mifahme ama to hichi navafahmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
2:
tof be zate kasife bi mareftet!
filme emshabe sinamaheye tehran!
3:
aziztarinam ino bedoon age too tamoome donya ye galb bashe ke bara khatere to
shabo rooz betape......

GALBE KHODETE!!!!!!!!!!
4:
migan hame chi zire baroon gashangtar mishe:gola derakhta,...........
migama to ham boro zire baroon shaiad ye faraji beshe!
5:
midooni farge to ba khoon chie?
ine ke khoon mire too galbo bar migarde ama to miri too galbo dige bar nemigardi.

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toye ye emtahane daneshgahi in soal omade
bod:
kotahtarin dastane momken ke har 3 janbeye (MAZHAB;SEX va MOAMA) ro shamel beshe
ro benevisin.jayeze be javabe zir ta'alogh gereft:
khodaya , man hamele shodam.akhe kare ki mitoone bashe???!!!
__________________________________________
Torke mire gavahi name paye yek begire;polise azash miporse : Larzeshe pestan az
chiye?
mige:az shol bodane korsete!
___________________________________________
doost dokhtare torke vasash sms mizane,mige biya ta barat sak bezanam.torke
bichare fekr mikone ye smse mamooliye,vase hame send too all mikone.
___________________________________________
be Torke migan ostureye moghavemat kiye?
mige morgh;migan chera?mige age tunesti 30 saneiye roo tokhmet beshini.
___________________________________________
1-shabahate short ba mah:har dotashoon shaba dar miyan
2-shabahate zan ba taghvim:zamani ke ghermeze ta'tile
3-shabahate mard ba mosh:har doshon donbale sorakh migardan
4-shabahate dokhtar ba piyaz:hardoshon ta bekhan lokht beshan ashke adamo dar
miyaran.
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agar s..e..x = energi ==>
kir : nirugahe abi
kun : nirugahe gazi
kos : nirugahe hararati
khaye : nirugahe hastei
sperm : uraniume ghani shode
ezdevaj : gharardade hastei
short : natanz
talagh : khoruj az NPT
madar zan : rusiye
bache : bombe atom
dadgahe khanevade : shoraye amniyat
sighe : energiye hastei haghe mosalame mast!!!!!
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salam.khoobi? dishab khabeto didam.
ba ham savare titanic boodim. dashtim baham harf mizadim.
ke yeho sedaye vahshatnaki oomad va keshti takooni shadidi khord.
to part shodi tooye aab........ man davidamo hamaro khabara kardam.... najiya
oomadan va ba sakhty toro nejat dadan.
vaghty be hoosh oomadi behem labkhand zadi. eshare kardy ke saramo biyaram
nazdike labat.... va vaghty man inkaro kardam aroom tooye goosham gofty:
enerjiye hastei hagh mosalame mast
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salha bood tora mi kardam;hame shab ta be sahargah doa
yad dari ke be man mi dadi;darse azadegio mehro vafa?
hame kardand;chera man nakonam;vasfe rooye zibaye to ra?
____________________________________________
cheshmaye to baram mesle ye darya mimoone,ejaze midi joorabamo toosh beshooram...???!!!!
____________________________________________
ghanoone 10 nioton:
age didi chizi bar khalafe jazebeye zamin bala mire;dasteto bezar poshte
bastaneto ba sorat az oonja door sho.
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hosolomsorororotomchokorkonoso!
(in sms labhaye shoma ra be shekle koone morgh mikonad va arzeshe digari nadarad!)
____________________________________________
rashtie doa mikone hagh be haghdar berese , sobh ke az khab pa mishe mibine hich
kodoom az bache hash nistan.!!!
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Azizam To Fogholadei...
Hameye Karhato Be Behtarin Nahv Anjam Midi...
To Harf Nadari...
To Behtarini....
(Smse Talghini Baraye Mongola!!)
_____________________________________________
Kodomesho tarjih midi:
Ye adam ke kiret kone
Ya
Ye kir ke adamet kone
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har vaght delet tang shodi,ba sorakhe koonet avazesh kon.Oon vaghte ke ye koone
tang dari ba ye dele goshad.!!!
_____________________________________________
Bito mahtab shabi baz az an koche gozashtam,fekr nakon yade to bodam!bikar bodam
dashtam migashtam!?
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khastam esmeto bezaram gol didam pajmorde mishi;bezaram khorshid goftam ghorob
mikoni;bezaram mah didam roza nemibinamet,esmeto gozashtam khaye ta hamishe
avizonam bashi.
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salam,sharmande bi moghe mozahem misham,mikhastam begam enerjie hastei : ishalla
mobarakesh bad(hala dast das...)
_____________________________________________
midooni farghe to ba gav chiye?
:
shokhi kardam baba;narahat nasho.hich farghi ba ham nadarin.
_____________________________________________
emshab tavalode rostame dastan,bozrg pahlevane irane,be hamin monasebat va be
ehterame in ghahreman ,be moddate 1 daghighe gorzesh too koonet.
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esfahaniye khonash atish migire,vase atish neshani SMS mifreste.!!!

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vaghti 1 khers vase khor khor kardan,1 gorbe
vase birun mondan,1 tuti vase
ghasame dorugh khordan va 1 rasu vase
chosidan dashte bashi dige niyazi
be shohar nadari
===============================
2nya ro bedoone KHANOMA tasavvor konid:
khiyabona khalvat,
poola ezafe
bazar ha khalvat,
mokhaberat var shekaste,
zendegi sabztar,
shytan bikar,
hame miran behesht....
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10% delam tange ,20% yadetam,30% mikhamet,
40%bighararam, 50% del negarunam ,
60% havasam behete 70% divunatam 80%nokaretam
90% duset daram .....aslanam
100 % sare kar NISTI chon harchi goftam az
tahe del goftam!!!!
==================================
baba kojae?

.
nisti?....turisti?...amperyalisti?...komonist
i?...fashisti?...demokratisti?..
khodae nakarde marzi ke nisti?..rasti TO
khode NOMREIE 20 ti...!!!
================================
ye ruzi 2 ta nini pishe ham khabideh
bodan,pesare be 2khtare mige :to
2khtali ya pesali?
2khtare mige:nemidoonam!!
pesare mige: khob bezar man belam bebinam
mire zire patooo o miyad,mige:
DOKHTALI! dokhtare mige , E? az koja
fahmidi??pesare mige: akhe joorabat
sooratiy!!
===================================
ye koon mikham gholonbe hey beanam tolonbe
sefid mese ye donbe na mesle
koone zoonbe yeki zod tar bejonbe!!!!!
============================
MADAR: 2khtaram to chea hamele nemishi?
dokhtar:nemidonam madar jun
HAMIIIIIIIID?
(tabligh kandooome tabarok)
=============================
8===>what is this?
this is yek chiz nok tiz,saresh gerdo kami
tiz,mohash fer fere viz viz
abesh garmo kami liz behesh dast nazani
JIZZZ!!!
===========================
ghanon 20 newton: kasi ke moghe ridan fekr
mikone moghe fekr kardan
mirine
=========================
salam akharin mohlate khorooje afghaniya 29
ordibehesht elam shod.
kheng bazi dar nayari bedone khodafezi beri!!
========================
man faghat 15 ta doset daram be andaze 7ta
asemoon.7 ta darya. 1 donya.
=========================
Gar che 2nya faramosh konad khatereha ra to
faramosh nakon anche miyan
mano tost...
=========================
cheshmat vaghti zibast ke male ashk
bashe,ashk vaghti zibast ke male
eshgh bashe .eshgh vaghti zibast ke male to
bashe.to vaghti zibaee
ke dastet to DAMAGHET bashe!!
============================

changiz khan afradi ke azash boland tar
bodan
mikosht ahmadi nezhad ham
gharareafradi ke azash khoshgel taran
bekoshe,khosh behlet ke zende mimoni!!
===============================
be torke migan mamaneto bishtr dos dari ya
abjitu mige: abjito!!!
===============================
be majnon goftam ey daruy dardam; chera ah az
jegar ari tu har dam,
begofta koOn man misozad az in , ke omram
rafto leli ra nakardam!!!
==============================
shalvar to ra ze basanat dar kardam ,un basan
lokht ra kami tar kardam
in alat por maye nahadam be darat ba jigh to
man mish forotar kardam!!!
=======================
torke ro dare khonash neveshte bod W.C!!
miporsan in chie? mige: mokhafaf WELCOME
dige!!!
=========================
ey khoday tak taki,
ta kay bekhabam man taki,
man taki yaram taki,
pas kay bekhabim joftaki,
ba ham besazim teflaki.!!
============================
age to bors khasti saham bekhari ,
saham shorte zanona ro nakhar...chon hamishe
mikeshe paein!!
============================
age khonei 1 miss bezan, age nisti 2 ta,age
biruni 3 ta,age ba mashini 4ta
age piyadei 5 ta,age osgoli dari in sms ro
mikhoni ta farda miss bede!!!
===========================
miduni fargh IRAN ba HEND chie?
tu HEND gava moheman valy tu IRAN mohema
gavan..!!
==============================
be rashtie migan chera turka kharan? mige: ma

y hamsaye turk darim 10 sale
natonestam halish konam ke in ke mikoni zane
mane!!!
==============================
in dafe migam DOOSET daram ,vali ba khode
khodetam...
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/),,/)
(';')
(,),)
2 ta bous mikham
/),,/)
(';' )
(,),)
yeki inja
/),,/)
( ';')
(,),)
yekiam inja!
..
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moduni ke zane dovom mese energy hastei hast,
ba inke haghe mosalame
mast vali ejaze dastyabi be uno nadarim!!
=============================
ye bar Torke dashte too arusi mikhonde :
mikham ke ba
buse gole labato parpar konam... baad dorost
hamoon
moghe komite mireze begiratesh taraf edame
mide :
oon golaye parpareto nesare rahbar konam
============================

size soutiyan az nazare pesarha:
70 : too roshde

75 : too moshde
80 : beheshte
90 : doroshte
100 : baleshte
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vaghti changiz khan be iran hamle kard dar sokhanraniye khod goft : ching
kirching SMS loping ; yani : kir too lope kasi ke SMS jadid dashte bashe va
baraye ma nafreste
___________________________________________
soq
soq
soq
soq
soq
soq
soq...
hamash male khodete !dar soorati ke gooshito barax koni!!!
__________________________________________
3 esme digeye doodol:
1-komando : choon az aghabo jelo hamle mikone
2-adams : choon too dahane hame micharkhe
3-gentelman : choon be ehterame khanomha boland mishe
___________________________________________
((((((((((BOOM))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
** ** ** ** ** ** **
** ** ** ** ** ** **
** ** ** ** ** ** **
sale no nist, man goozidam.!
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elate baravarde nashodane doa dar 5shanbe shabha: inghadr paha balast ke dasta
dide nemishe!
___________________________________________
Divoone,Oghdei,Sar be hava,Efadei,Tarso,Damdami,Asopas,Razl,Ashghal,Mozi...
shaki shodi?
hala mitooni horofe bozorgo kenare ham bezari.!!!
__________________________________________
migan ghazviniya har ki ro mikonan ye tare moosho yadegari nega
midaran.negaranetam bad joori moohat kam shode.!
___________________________________________
midooni baraye chi cheshmaye gav hamishe khomare?
khob maaloome age rozi 3 bar pestoonaye toro mimalidan vali nemikardanet
cheshmaye to ham khomar mishod !
__________________________________________
ye kir daram tof mikone,koon mibine pof mikone.man in kiro nadashtam,vaghti
koonet gozashtam yeho didam ke pof kard
badesh didam ke tof kard.
___________________________________________
har vaght be chehreye to minegaram be shokh tabiye khoda pey mibaram.
___________________________________________
on chiye ke mikonan to dahan,bad aghab jelosh mikonan,bad mibini dahanet por az
ye chize sefid mishe?....
dorost hads zadi , mesvak nist ;hamoon kire...!!!!
______________________________________________
omidvaram dar sale jadid pellehaye taraghi ro yeki yeki tey bekeshi.!!!
_____________________________________________
kash mitavanestam hamchoon parandeii shekaste par dar konje ghalbet ashiyaneh
karde va dar anja BERINAM ! ta anfolanzaye morghi begiri nekbat !
_______________________________

yavash
:
ahh
:
ooy
:
ookh
:
feshar nade dard miyad!
:
tof bezan ya lizesh kon!
:
ayyyyy kash ghabl az aroosimon migofti.

ay belakhare raft che angoshtare tangi booood.
__________________________________
midoni be ye mile ke chanta dokhtar rush neshastan chi migan? migan ye sikh
jigar.

hala bego bebinam be ye estakhr ke pore dokhtar bashe chi migan ? Rani huloo.
__________________________________
vaghti niuton ye dokhtare khoshlkel did, kiresh behesh goft:ridam be jazebat ma
ke darim mirim bala.
___________________________________
ghanoone 4 niuton:
age ye koso ba sorate noor bekoni avval bachat be donya miyad bad abet mirize...!
__________________________________
ghanoone 5 niuton:
age ba soraate noor dore ye derakht bedavi mitooni koone khodet bezari...!
____________________________________
ghanoone 6 nioton:
age ba soraate noor kalle malagh bezani oonvaghte ke mitooni soorakhe kooneto
mach koni...!
_____________________________________
ghanoone 7 nioton:
hame ja jazebeye zamin kar nemikone, too W.C bayad zoor bezani...!
______________________________________
ghanoone 8 nioton:
age tokhmet bere laye dar, oonvaghte ke soaate sowt az sorate noor bishtar mishe...!
_______________________________________
ghanoone 9 nioton:
age ye nafaro ke 10 barabare khodet vazn dare boland koni hatman migoozi...!
________________________________________
Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede maghzet mishavad!
Load...
10%...
50%...
90%...
ERROR!
maghz peyda nashod.!!!!
_________________________________________
age gofti emrooz nahar chi khordam ???
:
:
biya pain
:
:
hanooz biya
:
:
:
bazam biya pain
:
:
mohem in nist ke man nahar chi khordam ,mohem ine ke to kir khordi!!
__________________________________________
moshtarake gereami : in sms serfan jahate kir kardane shoma ferestadeh shode va
arzeshe digari nadarad !!!!
_________________________________________
be rashtiye migan chera torka kharan? mige ma ye hamsaye tork darim ,10 sale
natoonestam halish konam ke in ke dari mikoni zane mane!!!
___________________________________________
salam , dishab khabetodidam ke ye sabad sa'at to dastete , ba hame yeki ye sa't
dadi vali be man ke resid nim sa'at bishtar nadadi . namard chera be man nim
sa't bishtar nadadi ?!!!
____________________________________________
1taye man , 2set daram , 3tareye shabaye man , 4eye dardaye man , 5eye aftabam ,
6sheye omram, 7 8 bar migam doset daram , 9karetam , 10met garm...!
____________________________________________
jashnvareye filmhaye s..e..xi :
1) man taraneh 15 bar dadam.
2) dokhtari ba shorte abrishami .
3) dishab lapato didam ayda .
4) abam miyad dar 8 daghigheh
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100 bar badi kardio didi samarash ra , niki che badi dasht ke yek bar nakardi
??? ((( anjomane hemayat az Niki karimi )))
_________________________________________________
ey ke koonat hamcho beiti az ghazal****man peye koone to hastam az azal
ey navaye koone to choon saze ney****daghe koonat man bebinam ta be key?
_________________________________________________
edareye post ye tambar ba axe kos chap mikone , aghaoon heyroon mimoonan kodom
tarafo lis bezanan .!
___________________________________________________
torke khodesho mizade azash miporsan chera khodeto mizani mige:taze fahmidam
mane bi gheyrat az kojaye nanam dar omadam
_____________________________________________________
Age kasi behet roozi 1sms zad yani be yadete. age 2ta zad 2set dare. age 3ta zad
asheghete.age 4ta zad mikhadet. age 5 ta ya bishtar zad bedoon kerme sms dare

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ye eva khahareh
daman pash mikoneh o khodesho arayesh mikoneh mireh
too khiaboon bad 2 nafar bolandesh mikonan mibaran khooneh,(esmeh yeki
hasan boodeh yeki ali) bad hasan be ali mige to boro az posht bokon manam
az jolo!!!bad yekam Ali mashghool misheh bad ta hasan miad shoroo koneh
mige ALI ALI ALI yavashtarrrrrrr,az in varesh dar oomad
==================================
ye khanoomeh 111 ta bacheh dashteh mian bahash mosahebe mikonan miporsan:
khob khanoom shoma mishe esme bachehatoono betartib begin?? migeh:baleh,
Javad,Javad,Javad,Javad,Javad,Javad.... migan ina ke hame mese hame
esmashoon mige: khob bejash familashoon fargh mikoneh!!!!!!!
=================================
mahbob tarin bazihay jahan:1-2khtar bazi 2-kon goshad bazi 3-kos kalak bazi
4-lashi bazi 5-kos khol bazi 6-maman o baba bazi 7-doctor bazi 8-sms bazi
====================================
ghazviniye mire dozdi 200 milion midozde zang mizane mige bacharo tahvil
bedin polaro begirin
==================================
?FRIENDS
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends
are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
==============
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stand
s for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till
eternity!
==================
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but
how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go
but how U hold oN!!!
===================
zerang to nisti...zerang noshabas ke azat lab migire abesham mikhori..
zerang aftabs ke abesh dare konet mirizeh...zerang zanbore ke mirine tu
mikhori
===============
2khtara donbal ye pesaran ke1000ta arezoshono bar avorde kone,vali pesara
donbal 1000ta 2khtaran ke 1 arezoshono bar avorde kone
==================
rashtiye mire badan sazi be zanesh mige : bebin che dinamiti shodam zanesh
mige:che fayde fitilat 2 santiy
===================
nazdik sal no to khone tekoni delet maro birun nakoni...
====================
boro paein
.
hala boro bala
(varzesh smsi)
======================
do...
..doo...
doos..
.
.doose...
.
dooset..
doosett...
doosetta=6 ta !!!
2*3=6 ta!!!
==================
salam har khobi badi az man didi halal kon akhe farda mikham beram bimarestan
dariche ghalbamo amal konam ,mikham ye dariche bezaram ke faghat beroye to
baz beshe.
======================
s..e..x is like a resturant ,sometimes u get good service ,sometimes bad service
,sometimes no service & many times u have 2 be happy with self service!
=====================
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J L
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J L
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miduni shabahat sine va pofak chiye?
har 2 tashun male bachehas...age bozorgtar bezaran
===================
bozorgtarin arezom ine ke ye shab jolo man bashi va man be aromi roye ronhay
e narmet dast bekesham va labhaye garmeto roe sinehay atashinet bezaram
va ba dandon be sinehat gaz bezanam , tu ey morgh kentaki.
=====================
age mardunegi morde,age refaghat rang bakhte,
age eshgh dige mana nadare,
age donya pore namardie,
age aramesh dige khabeo roya,
to chi kar dari to KONETO
bede
==========================
haji ye xantia 83
rang meshki be shomare 75n427
tehran 14
bedoone rang ba
4 halghe lastike pahn
system sterio kamel ring sport
va 10 mah bimey kamel tu
kunet.
============================
marda 5 daste hastan:1-soosk(kasifo chendesh avar)
2-gorbe(maloos,bihaya)
3-gav(sar be zir,bitavajoh)
4-khar(kari,zabon nafahm)
5_sag(vafa dar hafeze jano mal)!
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age be kos begim rah:
kir:Rahhro
parde:polis rah
jende:azad rah
jende khone:avarezi
dokhtar:bonbast
kon:birahe
kandom:kamar bande imeni
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az 2 chiz nemishe gozasht:
1-nooni ke az tanoor dar omade
2_ koni ke az hamoom darmiyad
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be rashtiye migan moghe s..e..x ba zanet sinehasho mikhori ?
mige: na akhe dahaniye
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dokhtare az madaresh ke jende bod miporse ESHGH chiye?
madare mige ESHGH kose sheriye ke mard sakhtan ke pul nadan.
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ghazviniye be esfehaniy mige esme pesaret chie?
mige esmesh hamides konam nemides
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AGE GOFTI KI BE HAME MAHRAME ?
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FEKR KON...
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BASHE MIGAM , SUPER MARKETIE SARE KOCHE!
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CHERA??
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CHOON BE HAME SHIR MIDE.!
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migan heyvoona 12 daghighe ghabl az zelzele bakhabar mishan,mishe maro bikhabar
nazari...
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bebakhashid bimoghe mozahem misham ! faghat mikhastam yadavar konam ke enerjiye
hastei haghe mossalame mast!!!
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niyat kon baraye FALE HAFEZ.
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ey ke dar jame tala mey mikhori///khaye o kire mano key mikhori?
ma moridimo to hasti pire ma///pas bia benshin be roye kire ma
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Qustion:
khanoomi emrooz 22 sal sen darad, 4sale baad sene khanom 8 barabare sene bachash
mishavad, pedare in bache aknoon kojast??
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Answer:
agar sene bache X bashad darim :
22+4=8(X+4) => X=-0.75sal=-9mah
yani bache 9 mahe digar donya miyad!PEDAR AKNOON ROOYE KHANOOM AST!!!!
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Booseh,yani ettesale simihaye mosbat va manfiye yek jaryane barghe 22000 Volti,
ke age ziyadi kesh biyad ,fus-e markazi,badjoori mizane biroon!!!
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koon dadan dar 4 ja mobah ast:

1-bachegi
2-sarbazi
3-zooraki
4-marami
khodaiiiiiiiiish kheeeeeeeeili ba marami !!!
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4rooze avvale ashnai dokhtarha migan: 1-harf bezan das nazan 2-dast bezan vali
boss nakon 3-boss kon vali mano nakon 4-mano bekon vali mano faramoshh nakon
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3chiz lisidanesh keif dare :
1- kose dokhtare 18 sale.
2-sineye zane 30 sale.
3-kire ma ham ke ghabele shoma ro nadare.
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yek nazar dar khod negar,bin kisti // az kojaee,dar kojaee,chisti
jomle hasti ra bezan bar nisti // har ke hasti tokhme ma ham nisti.
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torke mire restooran,garsoon ro seda mizane mige ghazaye emrooz chiye? garsoon
mige : kastidijilinikfinosa ba limoo...torke mige kastidijilinikfinosa ba
chi...???
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vaghti oomadam chenan haleto migiram ke nafaset band biyad.az tars pahat
belarze.hamchin aberoto mibaram ke sareto bala nayari,bache soosool..man ghabze
mobailetam.
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ghanone 2 zakariyaye razi : kos,mesle alkol mimoone,bayad bokhori ta mast beshi.!!!
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be ye torki migan:tormozo ABS chiye?

mige:too picha kare ya abolfazlo mikone!!!
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boy:mitoonam narm afzareto lams konam??
girl:aval sakht afzareto neshon bede!
boy:bayad roye systemet nasbesh konam.
girl:avval anti viruse bezar rosh bad nasbesh kon.
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age in smso khondi yani dost dari behem kon bedi.age pak kardi yani ghablan
behem koon dadi.age javab bedi yani to fekre kon dadan be mani,age javbab nadi
yani alan dari be ye nafare dige kon midi.hala chi kar mikoni??
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too ghazvin bazi biliard saati 200toman,tamashaye bazi saati 5000tooman.
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moshtarake gerami hamaknoon mobile shoma be moddate 20 daghighe khahad
larzid;baraye lezzat bordan az in emkanat mobile khod ra dar koone khod foro
konid.
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ta hala ye bache kooni too pelasrik didi?!!
age nadidiye negah be karte mellit khodet bendaz.
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3 kas ra shendiam ke kardan ravast:
yeki anke lengash hamishe havast
dovom har kasi ke shabihe shomast
sevom anke dar fekre pasokh be mast.
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ferdosiye ghazvini:
beyandakhtam bache ra roye khak,nadidi be omrat chonin koone pak,feshordam bar
ou kiri chon daste bil,TO goie ke raftast khortoome pill.
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bastani dar ghifo kos dar laye pa har do ra lisidand ama in koja o an koja
kargar dar zire baro delbark dar zire yar har do minaland ama in koja o an koja
jangjooyan dar masafo now arosan zire laf har do khob rizand ama in koja o an
koja
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Toole sag
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zarbedare arze sag = masahate sag!
sale sag mobarak.

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midooni be dokhtare khoshkeli ke lebas
khab poshideh chi migan?
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nemidooni??
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::age gofti!
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:migan: shab bekheir!
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4 mojezeye zanha :
1)bedoone alaf khordan shir midan
2)bedoobe hamam raftan khis mishan
3)bedone in ke zakhm beshan khonrizi mikonan
4)gooshte bedoone ostokhono sikh mikonan
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10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 ash mash arom bash dard nadare saket bash kiramo
begir bezar lash movazebe koonet bash
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un chiye ke az laye pestan rad mishe be run malide mishe bad mire too sorakh?!!!
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nemidooni?
:
:na , ay bi adab baz fekre bad kardi? un kamarbande imeniye!!!
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goftam ke delam barat shode baziche.oftade be zire pat chon ghaliche.Oo khire
negah kard o akhar goft : haaaaaa in ke alan gofti yani che?!
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midooni behtarin yonje male kojast?
:
nemidooni?
:
Ok, mohem nist, az ye gave dige miporsam!
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pesar be doost dokhtare: natars ,ta 10 beshmari tamoom mishe...,dokhtare: 1 ,2
,3 ,4 ,5 ,6 ,7 ,oh7 ,joonam7 ,bazam7 ,dobare7 ,vay7 ,akh7 ,ahh7 ,7 ...
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ye zarbol masale afrighai mige : ETSAD AT TENOK OT MARIK. yani to vasam
aziztarini.amma jaleb ine ke age ino az akhar be avval bekhooni bazam hamin mani
ro mide.!
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! gool vakhordi ,sms nabidam , vojdane
mobailet boodam , faghat vakhastam mano az jibet dar vayari ta kami hava
vakhoram!!!
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gonjishke too havaye sard parvaz mikrade az sarma yakh mizane miiofte roo zamin
1 gave ye tapoaleye garm mindaze roosh...gonjishke garm mishe shoro mikone be
jik jik kardan
. 1 gorbehe mishnave miyad tamizesh mikone va mikhoratedesh...va amma natijeye
dastan,,,
1)har ki mirine root doshmanet nist.
2)har ki az tooye goh daret miyare refighet nist
3)harvaght ta halgh to goh foro rafti hade aghal khafe sho jik jik nakon.
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navare ghalbe normal : _'-._/l_'-./l_'-._/l
navare ghalbe man vaghti to baram sms mizani : _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l
hala bebin age sms nazani chi mishe : ________________________________.
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arezoo daram khoshihat mesle "ES HAL" bashe , modavem , mokarar , ravan va
roshan ...
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ye dokhtari az akhonde miporse haj agha age 1 dokhtar be 1 akhonde negah kone
eshkali dare?akhonde mige astaghforellah ..dobare miporse age bahash rah bere
chi ? mige alhamdolellah ..bad miporse age ba ham beran to ye khoone chi? mige
besmellah.!!!
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sen ke resid be panjah , feshar miyad be panj ja = feshar miad be beize,az kar
miofte neize=feshar miad be zanoo,posht mikoni be banoo=feshar miyad be
roonet,choob mikonan too koonet=ba sorfehaye moozi posh sare ham migoozi=migi
daram mimiram,vares mige be kiram...
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Lore shabe aroosi,be pesaresh mige: pesaram , Seft tarin jato bezar Oonjaei ke
dokhtare mishashe.sobh mibine ke kalleye pesare TOO chahe fazelab gir karde!!
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dozde tofango migire jeloye rashtiye mige zaneto bede , rashtiye mide. dozde
mige gool khordi tofangam pelastiki bood , rashtiye mige to ham gool khordi
kharam bood!!!
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arezoo mikonam mesle sange tavalet betooni tahe dele mardomo bebini , sedaye
deleshoono beshnavi , va be deleshoon aramesh bedi jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigaaaaaaar
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dalile pishrafte Amrikaiha nesbat be Iraniha : Amirikaiha kireshoon too kose ,
fekreshoon too kar . Iraniha fekreshoon too kose , kireshoon too kar .!

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bagoori be shirfarhad :
shirfarhad raft be meidoon dast vazade be koone leiloon , leiloon khoshesh
vaoumed abe kosesh daromed , bihal vashd shir farhad kiro be konesh nahad ,
leiloon jighesh daromed , khon az konesh vaumed , goft kir be in doroshti kardi
sorakhe poshti ? fargh fokola kon ba kos , jaye shasho jaye chos ! khob bid?
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**shabhaye amaliyat yadesh bekheir bachehaye 14 15 sale miparidan roo min : haji
migoft chera roo min ? bepar roo in! Oonai ke paridan roo min shahid shodan ,
amma onai ke paridan roo in daran SMS mikhonan.
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midoni chejori ye kuni ro sare kar mizaran ? age nemidoni paino bekhoon.
midooni chetori ye koni ro sare kar mizaran? age nemidoni bala ro bekhoon.
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baraye kaheshe dard hengame kon dadan adade zir ra tekrar kon :
1.5.9.4.0.4.5.7.2
1.5.9.4.0.4.5.7.2
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shompete katakale alan na,vaghti dari kon midi...!!!
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zin pas bejaye vazheye mostahajan va namanoos kir befarmaid "shakhe goli baraye
aroos"
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ye torke zemestoon ye asb mibine ke bokhar az too damaghesh biroon miyad...mige
pas be in migan asbe bokhar
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ghanoone avvale zakariyaye ghazvini : kon mesle alkole age nakoni mipare...!
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SMS resid amo gholi rid hishki nabid mirza khandid gorbe parid mashti majid ahi
keshid vaghti vahid az rah resid parid ye radio kharid baadesham az akhbar
shenid ke in SMS sare kari bid rafto khabid...
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mard = mojoode bichare !!! : vagti ke be donya miyad hame hale mamanesho
miporsan! vaghti ezdevaj mikone hame migan che aroose khoshgeli! vagti mimire
hame migan bichare zanesh
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13) ye zane shoharesh shahid bode hamele mishe mire Dr.,Dr. be
be hamrash mige 2 halat bishtar nadare : ya shahideton
zendas,ya marizeton jendas.

12) 7 ta k hast ke mardom mikonan

1.komak mikonan

2.kar mikonan

3.kashf mikonan

4.kaf mikonan

5.kyef mikonan

6.kasebi mikonan

7.kone laghe uni ke fekr bad mikune.
11) (RAK ERAS ERAZEB OIKEY MADA HEDIM LAH ILYEHK)
be khodet feshar nayar az akhar bekhon.


10) torke mire shab az aber bank pol begire aks kon mide
biron.sob mire bank shekayat mige in chiye? migan
gofte:nesfe shabi pol az to konam biyaram.
9) miduni fargh to ba goz chiye? gooz belakhare ye roz az
delam mire birun valy to hamishe to delam mimuni.
8)l have a good news,
the technology of condoms has improved
therefor mistakes like u will never happen again.
pass this on to other mistakes.
7)be torke migan @ yani chi?
mige: ey doret begardam.
6)men r like tape recorder...
Forward,Backward,Forward,Backward,
Forward,Backward,Stop,Eject....
5)from Mon to Sun,from Jan. to Dec,
from birth till my death my feeling for u
have never changed.for me you`ve always been
............a headache!
4)rose r red...
violets r blue...
but a face like urs!
belongs in the zoo.
3)sad bar badi kardio didi samarsh ra niki che badi dasht
ke 1 bar nakardish (sazmane hemayat az niki karimi).
2)It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in
girl.
1)This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without
the word dog

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